I guess it really is the happiest place on earth! At least when you dress like this

When are you idiots gonna figure out that you can comment all you want but they won’t show
Fuckin Dumb Asses…….

Did you know that your toaster may be blessed? Yeah it seems Jesus and even Michael Jackson has been appearing on toast lately. The blessed images are being sold on ebay!

Get your bid in early guys!

A man named Mike went over to his friend’s house and rang the bell. His friend’s wife, Nora, answered the door. “Hi, is Tony home?” he asked her.
“No, he went to the store.”
“Well, you mind if I wait?” “No, come on in.”
They sat down and shortly Mike said, “You know, Nora, you have the greatest […]

America’s Oldest Madam is 78 and is arrested.
She uses an inhaler and a walking frame, but was arrested as part of a vice crackdown. She admitted taking over the business from her daughter, who died a few years ago, to supplement her retirement income. Officers said they began to suspect her age when […]

Invest in your security, protect her privates! Do you want to know where your girlfriend, wife or daughter is 24/7? Well, forget me not panties has the problem solved for you. These panties will monitor their location 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. […]

There has be a lot of talk about Elvis Presley lately. I guess its because if he were alive he would be 70 years old. On tv this week there was a movie on about Elvis and last night on the late show, David Letterman had Precilla Presley on. Tonight they have […]

Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
Wrap that tool to catch the drool
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
It’s not much money to catch your honey
Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
Restrain your log then plow her bog
Cage that snake then shake and bake
Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
Constrain the little head […]

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This is a sex story with great illustrated artwork
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This doesn’t have a thing to do with porn but I found it funny, and hope you do too.
Pope Benedict XVI’s old Volkswagen is currently on auction on eBay Germany, and has smashed all records for the internet auction site with nearly four million hits. Bidding for the metallic gray 1999 Golf IV in […]

I know this is not porn related but it is still good! I will be back with a porn gallery later today, but still wanted to post this link because I liked it.
This may be old news to you, but it was new to me. If you have not seen this yet on […]

1. the average cucumber is at least six inches long
2. cucumbers stay hard for a week
3. a cucumber will not tell you size does not matter
4. a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety
5. cucumbers are easy to […]

Naughty Witch has a list of the top 16 slogan entries for Motel 6. My personal favorite is,
Cheap and Easy, Just Like Your Mother
To read them all Click Here

Man Upset With Penis Enlargement Surgery
Guess he didn’t get the size he expected, so what does he do? He mails the surgeon a bomb! He made an explosive device that included a model rocket engine igniter inside a jewelry box. After mailing it, I guess he changed his mind and turned himself […]

Big Ol Boobies has a really interesting article today about sex dolls. Seems this german inventor created a sex doll that has a heart rate, body heat and the ability to accellerate her breathing during sex. Hmmm, lets just hope she does not get too excited while having a big cock inside […]

Did the husband come home early?

Forget Dolby Digital and make way for Smelly Vision. A device is the size of a walkman and it is worn around the neck. It is activated by radio signals and told when to pump out a stink and, what stink to pump.
Now this got me to thinking. You know how you go to […]

Having spent the last twenty years perfecting the sports sedan, BMW has now taken up the ultimate challenge, perfecting the road. Road Warmers are the result of twenty years of German engineering. Represent perhaps the single most important contribution to the automotive industry in the past decade.
Road Warmers employ laser technology to ensure constant […]

An opera based on The Jerry Springer Show? First of all, do not click off to go to tickmasters just yet….. unless you want to go to London to see the show that is. It is banned on broadway here because Christian fundamentalist groups have campaigned against the show.
Its got tragedy. Its […]

There are some crazy sites out there that just make you laugh and I copied some posts made from a few of them. Its a place where you can admit to anything you’ve done and get it off your chest. No one knows who you are and you can admit to any crazy […]