Condom Slogans
Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
Wrap that tool to catch the drool
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
It’s not much money to catch your honey
Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
Restrain your log then plow her bog
Cage that snake then shake and bake
Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
Cover your stump before you hump
Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
If you slip between her thighs, condomize
She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
The right selection, is to protect your erection
Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver
Cover your vein then drive her insane
Cap that seeder before you breed her
Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
