Condom Slogans
Sunday, May 8th, 2005Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake
Wrap that tool to catch the drool
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
It’s not much money to catch your honey
Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
Restrain your log then plow her bog
Cage that snake then shake and bake
Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
Constrain the little head […]
