1. the average cucumber is at least six inches long
2. cucumbers stay hard for a week
3. a cucumber will not tell you size does not matter
4. a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety
5. cucumbers are easy to pick up
6. you can a fondle cucumbers before you take it home from the market, you know how firm it is
7. a cucumber will not ask, am I first?
8. cucumbers will not ask, am I the best, how was it, did you cum, or how many times?
9. no matter how old you are you can always get a fresh cucumber
10. a cucumber will not care what time of the month it is

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