Todays News
Man Upset With Penis Enlargement Surgery
Guess he didn’t get the size he expected, so what does he do? He mails the surgeon a bomb! He made an explosive device that included a model rocket engine igniter inside a jewelry box. After mailing it, I guess he changed his mind and turned himself in. The federal grand jury indictment charged him with using a weapon of mass destruction, sending explosives through the mail, interstate transport of an explosive, and related offenses.
Woman Gets Stuck in Bathtub for 5 Days
A 75 year old woman who lay trapped in her bathtub for five days toasted her rescue with a cola and a cigarette. After her newspapers piled outside, a neighbor called her family. The first thing the 75 year old asked for was not food, but a Parliament 100 and a coke.
Man Saves Chicken With Mouth To Beak Resuscitation
You are too young to die, the man yelled at the bird! Trying to save the chicken he swung the chicken by the feet in his attempt to revive it and when that failed, continued swinging and blowing into its beak. Then finally an eye popped open and he chirped!
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