BDSM & Alternative Lifestyles
I have to admit that I know almost nothing about BDSM & Alternative Lifestyles. Seems enough people are into it for there to be over 2 million active members at ALT.com I was reading the success stories there and it seems its really hard to find a partner into the same lifestyle so they are really happy for a site like ALT where they can meet others like themselves. I like the part about having a slave. Someone to clean your house, cook for you!
Dear Abby,
My parents were married for 40 years before my father died. My mother has always been somewhat shy, but now she’s very depressed also. She doesn’t want to go out and meet people or even leave the house. It’s been 3 years! Is there anything I can do to help my Mother get on with her life?
Signed, Worried Daughter
Dear Worried Daughter,
It’s wonderful that you’re so worried about your mother. The best thing you could do for her is to take out an ad in your local alternative paper. Word it something like this: Submissive widow seeking forceful partner to control all aspects of her life. Trust me, you’ll see a new Mother in a short time.
Dear Abby,
My husband and I have been married for 8 months. He constantly leaves the toilet seat up so that I fall in the toliet bowl in the middle of the night. We’ve argued over this, but he refuses to change his ways. I’m afraid we’re going to end up in divorce court over this. What can I do to save my rocky marriage?
Signed, Wet Ass in Pittsburgh
Dear Wet Ass in Pittsburgh,
There is a surefire way to solve this AND save your marriage. The next time you wake up in the middle of the night and feel the need to pee, turn on the bathroom light. If the seat is up, go back into the bedroom, straddle your husband and pee on his face. He will either learn to put the seat down or you will find a whole new aspect to your marriage you didn’t know was there.
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